| - RESPONSIBLE ADULTS OVER 21 - DRUNK AND DISORDERLY CONDUCT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED / DO NOT HARASS THE BARTENDER OR CREW NO DOPE HEADS, LOWLIFES, or HIGH MAINTENANCE WOMEN / HARD TO PLEASE INDIVIDUALS - PLEASE GO ELSEWHERE |
| ATTENTION: YOU MUST BE OVER THE AGE OF 21 TO CONSUME ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. YOU MUST HAVE VALID IDENTIFICATION |
| WARNING: DRINKING ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES WHILE PREGNANT MAY RESULT IN BIRTH DEFECTS OR UGLY CHILDREN |
| "DRINK RESPONSIBLY OR DON'T DRINK AT ALL" - CAPTAIN RICK'S ORDERS |
| ATTENTION: DRUNK AND DISORDERLY PASSENGERS WILL BE ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED FOR PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS |
| ATTENTION: $100 Vomit Clean-up Fee for Drunkenness |
| DO NOT SHOW UP DRUNK! You will not be permitted on board |
| NO OUTSIDE ALCOHOL ALLOWED - YOU MUST HAVE VALID I.D. |
| NO DRUG USE ALLOWED - NO MARIJUANA - NO COCAINE - YOU WILL BE ARRESTED AND TURNED OVER TO THE HARBOR POLICE |
| -NOTICE TO PASSENGERS- |
| THE RIVERBOAT ANGELA LOUISE IS CERTIFIED AND INSPECTED BY THE U.S.C.G. HOW EVER: BOARD AT YOUR OWN RISK |
| NOTICE The Riverboat Captain is licensed by the United States Coast Guard as a Merchant Marine Officer. The Captain is the ultimate authority as Master and Commander of the vessel. Once the vessel is underway, the Captain is authorized by Maritime Law to use what ever force necessary to maintain order and protect the safety of the passengers. |
| THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU BECOME DRUNK AND DISORDERLY, AND I ASK YOU TO "STAND DOWN or BACK OFF" AND YOU REFUSE, I CAN THEN BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD, HAND CUFF YOU, AND TURN YOU OVER TO THE HARBOR PATROL |
